Is a massage or wax a sexual thing?

I don't know how you would know that almost every woman you see in the street, shops, on the bus, etc would have a proper one. Do you have x-ray glasses? Seriously, getting waxed is not sexual. The aftermath may be sexually exciting, but waxing HURTS! Massage can be a sexual thing between partners, but going to a professional masseur I don't believe qualifies as a sexual thing either. I think you hit the nail on the head. You are old fashioned.